Well, I did it! I finished online college! And it feels... really anti-climatic. I always wanted to graduate with the friends I'd made around me. Throw my cap in the air. That sort of thing. Instead I'm getting a mailed diploma, and I'm not even sure what to do with it. What's the point of having a degree when you can get anything you want by saying hi?
Certainly doesn't help that Iris still isn't being herself. I'll admit, I really miss the goofy, devil-may-care Iris that would do anything just for the fun of it. I'm starting to wish she'd never even heard of Sonic Boom. Seems to me he hasn't done anything but hurt her.
Not all that glitters is gold.
Ruby
Friday, December 13, 2013
Saturday, November 23, 2013
Getting Nervous
Sooo... um, Iris hasn't been online. In forever. And I'm starting to get nervous about this. I mean, I get that she no longer feels the need to obsess over finding Void, for which I'm grateful, and that she no longer wants to obsess over Sonic Boom, which is also a plus, but... I dunno, it was like the Internet was her happy place. And now she's abandoned it. She's even gone so far as to look for a job. Like, an actual, go-to-work-and-get-a-salary kind of job. And I'm starting to worry.
I get that she was upset about what happened with the supers, but I didn't think it would get this bad.
Help?
Not all that glitters is gold.
Ruby
I get that she was upset about what happened with the supers, but I didn't think it would get this bad.
Help?
Not all that glitters is gold.
Ruby
Saturday, November 2, 2013
Halloween
Ha, THAT was interesting. Halloween for a super who can't talk without spewing gems. I felt bad about it, but there was no way I was going to open that door to trick or treaters (luckily for me, Iris actually WENT trick-or-treating, so she had no say in the matter). I just turned off all the lights and pretended no one was home.
Of course, I didn't stop to think about punk teens that would try to sneak into dark houses. It nearly gave me a heart attack when I heard someone climbing through the window. I thought the Queen had found where I live.
So you can't judge me for what I did next.
I didn't have any real weapons on hand, so I took a leaf out of Iris' book and just grabbed the nearest thing I could find. Which happened to be a rather large pillow. Feeling oh-so-confident with my new weapon, I hid behind a corner, and when the intruders came by, I jumped out and started hitting them.
"Oh, HEY! What are you..."
"STOP THAT!"
An order I promptly obeyed once I realized it was coming from a pair adolescent voices. The Queen can change her appearance, but not that of others.
"What do you think you're doing?" I growled. I wasn't too worried about them seeing the gems. It was still dark, and I wasn't turning on lights. That would only reveal the gems scattered all over the floor.
There was silence, until a boy's voice said, "We thought no one was home."
"And you always break in to empty homes?"
"I told him it was a bad idea!" a girl's voice cried.
"Well, I'll tell you what's a good idea." I was really ticked. "Get out. And don't come back."
"We're sorry," the girl said softly.
"Out."
I made them go out the front door, and I watched them until they went down another street. Then I went and found a baseball bat until Iris came home.
I hate Halloween.
Not all that glitters is gold.
Ruby
Of course, I didn't stop to think about punk teens that would try to sneak into dark houses. It nearly gave me a heart attack when I heard someone climbing through the window. I thought the Queen had found where I live.
So you can't judge me for what I did next.
I didn't have any real weapons on hand, so I took a leaf out of Iris' book and just grabbed the nearest thing I could find. Which happened to be a rather large pillow. Feeling oh-so-confident with my new weapon, I hid behind a corner, and when the intruders came by, I jumped out and started hitting them.
"Oh, HEY! What are you..."
"STOP THAT!"
An order I promptly obeyed once I realized it was coming from a pair adolescent voices. The Queen can change her appearance, but not that of others.
"What do you think you're doing?" I growled. I wasn't too worried about them seeing the gems. It was still dark, and I wasn't turning on lights. That would only reveal the gems scattered all over the floor.
There was silence, until a boy's voice said, "We thought no one was home."
"And you always break in to empty homes?"
"I told him it was a bad idea!" a girl's voice cried.
"Well, I'll tell you what's a good idea." I was really ticked. "Get out. And don't come back."
"We're sorry," the girl said softly.
"Out."
I made them go out the front door, and I watched them until they went down another street. Then I went and found a baseball bat until Iris came home.
I hate Halloween.
Not all that glitters is gold.
Ruby
Saturday, October 19, 2013
Settling Down
I'm happy to say it's been a fairly uninteresting week (except for Iris' conspiracy theory about disappearing heroes). Nothing unexpected has happened, and it feels amazing! No crazy kidnappings, no surprise roommates, not even an unexpected thunderstorm! For once life is peaceful.
Ivy and Cecy came over yesterday. They wanted to meet Iris. Cecily definitely likes her, and I think Ivy does too. At least, she didn't roll her eyes when they met, which is always a good sign with Ivy. We ended up playing bingo with gemstones (hey, I have to do something with them!). I think we've quasi-decided to do this once a week, but I'm not holding my breath. Ivy and Cecy have always had pretty busy schedules.
Not all that glitters is gold.
Ruby
Ivy and Cecy came over yesterday. They wanted to meet Iris. Cecily definitely likes her, and I think Ivy does too. At least, she didn't roll her eyes when they met, which is always a good sign with Ivy. We ended up playing bingo with gemstones (hey, I have to do something with them!). I think we've quasi-decided to do this once a week, but I'm not holding my breath. Ivy and Cecy have always had pretty busy schedules.
Not all that glitters is gold.
Ruby
Saturday, October 12, 2013
So Just Who Is Iris Clearwater?
Well, much as I hate to admit it, having Iris as a roommate has been a lot of fun. Though it does have its mishaps. One of her lightening sneezes took out our internet, and we've only just gotten it fixed. I got rid of anything citrusy I may have had after that.
It did occur to me that some of you might not know who Iris is, so I thought I'd explain a little. Of course, it would be easier to just hop on over to her blog, http://www.irisclearwater.blogspot.com/, but if you're too lazy to do that, I'll just explain here.
Iris is a super who makes it rain every time she blinks. Yes, EVERY time. It makes life interesting. And her weakness is that she's allergic to citrus smells, and she makes lightening every time she sneezes. Hence getting rid of all my citrus hand lotion (not that I cared, it wasn't really my favorite scent). To make a long story short (again, you'll want to check out her blog for that), she got on the bad side of a super villain in her area known as Evil Evil, and needed somewhere new. Which is why she showed up on my doorstep.
Well, that's Iris in a nutshell. And I can tell you this, she doesn't like to give you a dull moment.
Not all that glitters is gold.
Ruby
It did occur to me that some of you might not know who Iris is, so I thought I'd explain a little. Of course, it would be easier to just hop on over to her blog, http://www.irisclearwater.blogspot.com/, but if you're too lazy to do that, I'll just explain here.
Iris is a super who makes it rain every time she blinks. Yes, EVERY time. It makes life interesting. And her weakness is that she's allergic to citrus smells, and she makes lightening every time she sneezes. Hence getting rid of all my citrus hand lotion (not that I cared, it wasn't really my favorite scent). To make a long story short (again, you'll want to check out her blog for that), she got on the bad side of a super villain in her area known as Evil Evil, and needed somewhere new. Which is why she showed up on my doorstep.
Well, that's Iris in a nutshell. And I can tell you this, she doesn't like to give you a dull moment.
Not all that glitters is gold.
Ruby
Tuesday, September 24, 2013
New Roommate
Sooo... guess who decided to make herself my new roommate? Yep, you guessed it! Iris Clearwater. If you want the reasons behind her surprise move, you can check it out here: http://www.irisclearwater.blogspot.com/
I have to admit, having a roommate again is pretty nice... even if she did show up on my door without letting me know. She's a lot of fun. Even filled the fridge with Dove chocolates for me! :D Though I suspect she used some of my gems to do it.
Aaaaand she's calling for me. Some mini-disaster involving unpacking, I suppose, so I'll tell you more later!
Not all that glitters is gold.
Ruby
I have to admit, having a roommate again is pretty nice... even if she did show up on my door without letting me know. She's a lot of fun. Even filled the fridge with Dove chocolates for me! :D Though I suspect she used some of my gems to do it.
Aaaaand she's calling for me. Some mini-disaster involving unpacking, I suppose, so I'll tell you more later!
Not all that glitters is gold.
Ruby
Wednesday, September 11, 2013
What Happened Part 2
When I woke up, I was tied to a chair in a
warehouse. Or, I guess it was more a
side room off of the warehouse. It was
one of Decartes’. I could hear the
animals in the other room. I was alone.
I
tried to escape, but I think Decartes must have gotten magically enhanced rope
from Rumplestiltskin. I suppose he
offered to use me to help fund his evil plans once he gets out of prison. I was stuck.
I
have no idea how long I was left there.
It felt like hours. Eventually
the door opened, and Decartes and the Queen stepped through. For those of you who don’t know who the Queen
is, she’s a supervillain who can change her appearance at will, though usually
she’s a tall blonde with blue eyes. She
was the one at the duck pond, the one who was flirting with Decartes. If nothing else, she must have been a
brilliant actress, because it was obvious when the two of them walked in they
hated each other. They moved to polar
opposite ends of the room and glared at each other the entire time they were
there. I don’t know how they managed to
put their differences aside long enough to work together.
Decartes
didn’t waste any time. He pulled out a
gun and told me to start talking. I
didn’t want to, but what choice did I have?
I blabbered about anything I could: weather, politics, I even told them
how much I wanted to watch when Snow White and the Seven Supers kicked their
butts. As long as I kept talking they
were happy. Soon I had a pile of gems around
my chair as high as my knees, and my voice was going out. Finally they let me stop, but they were back
the next day.
By
the third day I was talking in a whisper, and I was just repeating the same
things over and over again. I was sure
my voice would go out completely in a few minutes, and I was terrified of what
they would do.
That’s
when the door blew in.
Seriously. A gust of wind strong enough to rival a
tornado, a flurry of snow, and Snow White stormed through the door
(literally). Behind her I could see
Prince Charming, Beast, Gretal, the Mermaid, and Cinderella. Snow went straight for the Queen, Charming
right beside her, and the Beast charged Decartes. The Mermaid followed him. Cinderella took something from her Charm
Bracelet, what looked like a bejeweled pair of scissors, and cut through the
ropes. After the others had subdued the
villains, Gretal temporarily paralyzed their powers. I nearly asked if she could do the same for
me, but I was afraid I wouldn’t be able to make a sound.
I
tried to stand, but my knees were a little wobbly. Charming ended up supporting me on the way
out. They had a helicopter waiting
outside. They were all very gentle, of
course. Snow White especially. I almost felt like I knew her somehow. They took me to a secret wing of the hospital. Apparently they have a wing for supers, so
the civilians don’t find out who they are.
I was only there for about half an hour.
The doctors gave me a few prescriptions to help my throat heal, and then
Snow and Charming took me home. I don’t
know how they knew where I live, but I suppose whatever hacker they have on
their team did their homework.
I
wanted to sleep, but I ended up staying awake for most of the night. When I finally fell asleep I had nightmares I
was back in Decartes’ warehouse, and when I woke up, Ivy and Ceci were
there. When they heard the news they’d
come back to find me. I feel so bad that
I cut their honeymoons short.
They
had to leave eventually, of course, but first Ivy gave me a new phone. It has an app that supposedly records a
conversation and puts it straight into my blog.
I assume she thought it would be helpful if I was ever kidnapped
again. I suppose I could test it now.
“Testing… testing… hey cool, it wor-“
BANG “Hello!”
“WAAAUUUGGGGHHH!!!!” Crash,
thump “Who are you?!”
“It’s me, it’s… aaahhhhh….”
“… What are you doing?”
“Are you… wearing citrus…
aaaaaahhhh… hand lotion?”
“… Yeeees…”
“Oh, that… explains… ACHOOO!!”
CRASH
“Did your sneeze just cause that
lightening?!”
Sniff “Yep!”
“… Iris?”
Not all that glitters is gold.
Ruby
Saturday, September 7, 2013
What Happened
I knew that diamond meant trouble. I knew I shouldn't have gone to the duck pond. I can't believe I was so stupid. And I'm never going to be that stupid again.
I went to the duck pond, and for a while, everything seemed fine. And then this woman came walking up the path. I was a little leery. I mean, the last time a woman came walking around the duck pond I ended up with a curse. But she didn't seem too interested in me, and I tried to ignore her. It looked like she was meeting her boyfriend, and they hung out behind me for a little while. There was something off about the man, though. At first I couldn't really place it, but I felt like I recognized him. I kept trying to get a good look at him over my shoulder, but the woman was always in the way. Finally I just decided that if they were making me uncomfortable, I would just leave. Of course, I was dumb enough to try to walk past them to see if I could get a better look at the man.
It was Descartes.
I gasped, and a single ruby fell.
It was enough for them. Decartes lunged at me, and I felt something prick my arm. He'd brought a tranquilizer. I was out in seconds.
Not all that glitters is gold.
Ruby
I went to the duck pond, and for a while, everything seemed fine. And then this woman came walking up the path. I was a little leery. I mean, the last time a woman came walking around the duck pond I ended up with a curse. But she didn't seem too interested in me, and I tried to ignore her. It looked like she was meeting her boyfriend, and they hung out behind me for a little while. There was something off about the man, though. At first I couldn't really place it, but I felt like I recognized him. I kept trying to get a good look at him over my shoulder, but the woman was always in the way. Finally I just decided that if they were making me uncomfortable, I would just leave. Of course, I was dumb enough to try to walk past them to see if I could get a better look at the man.
It was Descartes.
I gasped, and a single ruby fell.
It was enough for them. Decartes lunged at me, and I felt something prick my arm. He'd brought a tranquilizer. I was out in seconds.
Not all that glitters is gold.
Ruby
Tuesday, September 3, 2013
Sunday, September 1, 2013
Missing
Everyone. This is Ivory. Ruby hasn't been seen since the night before last. If you have any ideas where she might be, any possible leads, please let us know.
Friday, August 30, 2013
Trying Again
Okay, so I admit it. I overreacted. Losing that diamond at the wedding was really no big deal. No villains have shown up on my front door yet, and I haven't been kidnapped on my way to the grocery store. Maybe I've been overreacting about all this the whole time. Yes, I probably shouldn't broadcast that I spew gems when I speak, which means I really CAN'T speak, but hey, worse things could happen, right? I've decided I'm just going to go with this. I'm going to live the way I want to, with or without powers, and I'm starting by going to the duck pond this evening! Wish me luck!
Not all that glitters is gold.
Ruby
Not all that glitters is gold.
Ruby
Tuesday, August 27, 2013
Venturing Out
Well, I finally left the apartment. For the first time in days. Like I said, I really needed to get groceries. And nothing bad has happened so far. I suppose some of you readers were right. I guess I overreacted at the wedding. Maybe nothing bad will come of all that after all.
I'm still not going outside except for necessities, though.
Not all that glitters is gold.
Ruby
I'm still not going outside except for necessities, though.
Not all that glitters is gold.
Ruby
Wednesday, August 21, 2013
Isolation
I thought I was bored when I first locked myself inside. I had no idea.
Now that I'm the only one in the apartment, what with Ivy being married now, I have absolutely nothing to do. Cecily is still on her honeymoon, Ivy just left, and I have nothing to keep me company except my computer and Red (my stuffed wolf. Don't make fun, she's the only friend I have right now). I've also discovered a rather inconvenient truth about being a hermit in the middle of the city: you still have to go grocery shopping. Ivy used to do it all, and I didn't have a problem being inside all the time, but now... I'm running low on food, and I still haven't left the apartment since the wedding. I know I need to go out soon, but I'm terrified that the minute I stick my nose out the door, Rumplestiltskin is going to swoop down and carry me off.
Being alone is no fun.
I hate everything that glitters.
Ruby
Now that I'm the only one in the apartment, what with Ivy being married now, I have absolutely nothing to do. Cecily is still on her honeymoon, Ivy just left, and I have nothing to keep me company except my computer and Red (my stuffed wolf. Don't make fun, she's the only friend I have right now). I've also discovered a rather inconvenient truth about being a hermit in the middle of the city: you still have to go grocery shopping. Ivy used to do it all, and I didn't have a problem being inside all the time, but now... I'm running low on food, and I still haven't left the apartment since the wedding. I know I need to go out soon, but I'm terrified that the minute I stick my nose out the door, Rumplestiltskin is going to swoop down and carry me off.
Being alone is no fun.
I hate everything that glitters.
Ruby
Sunday, August 18, 2013
Stupid
I can't believe... How could I... ARGH!!!!
Let's start from the beginning, shall we?
Ivy's wedding went great. May as well start with that. Lots of people, she looked gorgeous, they were so in love and all that. Super romantic. I think I even recognized the tall skinny guy we'd met in the park that one time. The problem came at the reception. I'd done pretty well keeping my mouth shut. The sign language was apparently convincing enough that no one asked questions. We were having the dinner, and I was sitting by the guy from the park, named Jack, and a brunette librarian called Isabelle. She was hilarious. She has this Irish accent, and she was great at telling jokes and... I laughed.
It was just once, one little laugh, but it was enough. A diamond fell to my plate.
The others didn't act like they noticed. They were all laughing pretty hard themselves, and I was able to scoop the thing up and stick it in my pocket. But still. What if someone saw? What would happen? Is anyone going to say anything?
Oh, I'm just so mad at myself. I shouldn't have gone out again, I really shouldn't, but it was Ivy's wedding? What was I supposed to do, not show up? And I'd been doing so well, I thought it would be a good idea...
Stupid. I am so freaking stupid.
Not all that glitters is gold.
Ruby
Let's start from the beginning, shall we?
Ivy's wedding went great. May as well start with that. Lots of people, she looked gorgeous, they were so in love and all that. Super romantic. I think I even recognized the tall skinny guy we'd met in the park that one time. The problem came at the reception. I'd done pretty well keeping my mouth shut. The sign language was apparently convincing enough that no one asked questions. We were having the dinner, and I was sitting by the guy from the park, named Jack, and a brunette librarian called Isabelle. She was hilarious. She has this Irish accent, and she was great at telling jokes and... I laughed.
It was just once, one little laugh, but it was enough. A diamond fell to my plate.
The others didn't act like they noticed. They were all laughing pretty hard themselves, and I was able to scoop the thing up and stick it in my pocket. But still. What if someone saw? What would happen? Is anyone going to say anything?
Oh, I'm just so mad at myself. I shouldn't have gone out again, I really shouldn't, but it was Ivy's wedding? What was I supposed to do, not show up? And I'd been doing so well, I thought it would be a good idea...
Stupid. I am so freaking stupid.
Not all that glitters is gold.
Ruby
Thursday, August 15, 2013
Wedding Plans
Hello again, sorry to have been absent, but with Ivy and Harry's wedding on Saturday, there hasn't been time to do much besides scramble to get everything ready. The dress, the food, the dresses for the bridesmaids (Ivy asked me to be a bridesmaid!), EVERYTHING!!! While I'm excited for Ivy, I am also exhausted.
Oh, and there's her stepmother asking for help with the dessert menu for the reception. I'm off again, folks! Hopefully I'll see you sometime after the wedding.
Not all that glitters is gold.
Ruby
Oh, and there's her stepmother asking for help with the dessert menu for the reception. I'm off again, folks! Hopefully I'll see you sometime after the wedding.
Not all that glitters is gold.
Ruby
Friday, August 9, 2013
Back Again
Hey, sorry I haven't been around lately, but as I said, normal life is boring. There hasn't really been much to post about. I've actually been thinking of going out again. Last time wasn't a problem, and the villains have been laying pretty low as of late. I think a walk would be nice. It might clear my head.
Ivory and Harry have decided to move their wedding date up. They're tying the knot next week (which has of course sent their parents into fits). The odd thing is, Ivy won't tell me why. When I bring it up she just tells me Ceci and Ernie "inspired" them, but the thing is, they've been acting a little off lately. They seem worried, and it's rubbing off. Is something happening that they're not telling me about? Is someone sick? I feel like I'm losing my best friend.
Not all that glitters is gold.
Ruby
Ivory and Harry have decided to move their wedding date up. They're tying the knot next week (which has of course sent their parents into fits). The odd thing is, Ivy won't tell me why. When I bring it up she just tells me Ceci and Ernie "inspired" them, but the thing is, they've been acting a little off lately. They seem worried, and it's rubbing off. Is something happening that they're not telling me about? Is someone sick? I feel like I'm losing my best friend.
Not all that glitters is gold.
Ruby
Monday, August 5, 2013
Back to Normal
Well, things have sort of gone back to normal now. Ceci and Ernie are off on their honeymoon, there have been no reports on the villains around town, and once again my life as a hermitess is getting to me. As are all these jewels! I can't walk from my bedroom to the kitchen without stepping on a slew of them! They're worse than Legos! I can't seem to get them out of the apartment fast enough. If I didn't think it would send all kinds of dangerous signals to the supervillains in town, I'd just start sweeping them out into the street.
Ugh. Normal life for me is ridiculous.
Not all that glitters is gold.
Ruby
Ugh. Normal life for me is ridiculous.
Not all that glitters is gold.
Ruby
Thursday, August 1, 2013
Cecily's Explanation
Well, after yesterday's rather unexpected events, I've decided to do another guest post and let Cecily explain what happened herself.
Hello everyone, it's Cecily Algernon here - oh, but I suppose it's Cecily Skye now, and I guess you knew that it was me already. Oh dear, it's just, I'm so flustered. We didn't really plan for this to happen, it just... did.
I guess I should start from the beginning. You see, Ernie and I have been dating for a few years now, but my step-mother... she didn't like him very much. She said he took me away too much, that my place was at the house with her. Either that or at design school, learning to make a living for myself. Monday I just snapped.
I was about to go out with Ernie again, and I was sneaking out. Sort of. I mean, I wasn't trying to make it a secret that I was leaving with Ernie, but I wasn't exactly broadcasting it for the world to know either. I was out the door before my step-mother noticed I was leaving, and she was so angry she said that if I left now, I couldn't come back.
I left.
All of my important things were at the school anyway. Ernie and I packed his car, and I slipped in the back to grab a few things from my bedroom, and then we were gone. I admit I wasn't really thinking about anyone else. I was just... it was the strangest feeling. I felt free and scared and excited all at once, and I had no idea what was going to happen, but somehow I was okay with that. Then Ernie pulled off the road and told me that... well, he said that he'd planned to propose to me while we were out today. He said things had obviously changed, and he understood if I didn't want to, but he had the ring, and we were together, and all I wanted was to say yes. So, well, I did.
I had been designing a wedding dress, just for practice, and I'd nearly finished putting it together at school, so I went and asked my professor if I could take it. I honestly didn't think she'd let me, but I guess she's more of a romantic than I was expecting. We had the ring, and the dress, and Ernie borrowed a suit, and we left. We got married that night (no, it was NOT Vegas, there is absolutely nothing romantic about that!).
We came back yesterday because we felt guilty we hadn't told anyone, but we're leaving on our official honeymoon tonight. Ernie won't tell me where, he said it was a surprise. I don't know where it could be, though, both of us are still students...
I tried to talk to my step-mother about it today, but she wouldn't even open the door. I don't know if she'll ever forgive me, but is it bad I don't feel any regret for what we've done?
Ruby and Ivory both have cute farewells, but I can't think of any at the moment, so I'll just say goodbye. :)
Cecily Algernon Skye
Hello everyone, it's Cecily Algernon here - oh, but I suppose it's Cecily Skye now, and I guess you knew that it was me already. Oh dear, it's just, I'm so flustered. We didn't really plan for this to happen, it just... did.
I guess I should start from the beginning. You see, Ernie and I have been dating for a few years now, but my step-mother... she didn't like him very much. She said he took me away too much, that my place was at the house with her. Either that or at design school, learning to make a living for myself. Monday I just snapped.
I was about to go out with Ernie again, and I was sneaking out. Sort of. I mean, I wasn't trying to make it a secret that I was leaving with Ernie, but I wasn't exactly broadcasting it for the world to know either. I was out the door before my step-mother noticed I was leaving, and she was so angry she said that if I left now, I couldn't come back.
I left.
All of my important things were at the school anyway. Ernie and I packed his car, and I slipped in the back to grab a few things from my bedroom, and then we were gone. I admit I wasn't really thinking about anyone else. I was just... it was the strangest feeling. I felt free and scared and excited all at once, and I had no idea what was going to happen, but somehow I was okay with that. Then Ernie pulled off the road and told me that... well, he said that he'd planned to propose to me while we were out today. He said things had obviously changed, and he understood if I didn't want to, but he had the ring, and we were together, and all I wanted was to say yes. So, well, I did.
I had been designing a wedding dress, just for practice, and I'd nearly finished putting it together at school, so I went and asked my professor if I could take it. I honestly didn't think she'd let me, but I guess she's more of a romantic than I was expecting. We had the ring, and the dress, and Ernie borrowed a suit, and we left. We got married that night (no, it was NOT Vegas, there is absolutely nothing romantic about that!).
We came back yesterday because we felt guilty we hadn't told anyone, but we're leaving on our official honeymoon tonight. Ernie won't tell me where, he said it was a surprise. I don't know where it could be, though, both of us are still students...
I tried to talk to my step-mother about it today, but she wouldn't even open the door. I don't know if she'll ever forgive me, but is it bad I don't feel any regret for what we've done?
Ruby and Ivory both have cute farewells, but I can't think of any at the moment, so I'll just say goodbye. :)
Cecily Algernon Skye
Wednesday, July 31, 2013
Eloped
This... wow. This was not expected. Cecily eloped with Ernie.
That's where I've been all week. She went missing on Monday, and we were going crazy trying to find her. I was looking for her online through news sites and social networking, and Ivy went to her house to try to talk to her step-family. That was a mistake. Her step-mother nearly threw Ivory out the door, yelling that she was a bad influence on Ceci, and that she and Harry were the reason she'd left. Of course we had no idea what that meant until Ceci showed up at our apartment with both Ernie and a wedding ring.
Cecily's step-mother never really approved of Ernie. Says he's too geeky. Personally I think she just enjoyed mooching off Cecily's success as a star fashion student. I knew Ceci was getting frustrated with her step-family, but I never expected her to elope.
On the other hand, she seems happy, and her step-family has disowned her, which in this case is a good thing, because now she doesn't have to pay them half her salary anymore (I don't think her step-mother quite thought that one through). It's just going to be hard to adjust to the idea that Cecily is married.
Not all that glitters is gold.
Ruby
That's where I've been all week. She went missing on Monday, and we were going crazy trying to find her. I was looking for her online through news sites and social networking, and Ivy went to her house to try to talk to her step-family. That was a mistake. Her step-mother nearly threw Ivory out the door, yelling that she was a bad influence on Ceci, and that she and Harry were the reason she'd left. Of course we had no idea what that meant until Ceci showed up at our apartment with both Ernie and a wedding ring.
Cecily's step-mother never really approved of Ernie. Says he's too geeky. Personally I think she just enjoyed mooching off Cecily's success as a star fashion student. I knew Ceci was getting frustrated with her step-family, but I never expected her to elope.
On the other hand, she seems happy, and her step-family has disowned her, which in this case is a good thing, because now she doesn't have to pay them half her salary anymore (I don't think her step-mother quite thought that one through). It's just going to be hard to adjust to the idea that Cecily is married.
Not all that glitters is gold.
Ruby
Saturday, July 27, 2013
Girls' Night
I think Ivy and Ceci have been reading my blog. Not that I ever doubted they did, but I think I accidentally guilt-tripped them. This morning they told me we were going to have a girls' day. Ceci was able to get out of working at her step-mom's shop, and she brought... everything. Make-up kits, hair stuff, EVERYTHING!!!
It was actually a lot of fun. I haven't done something like this in a long time, since before the gems. I wasn't really expecting to have a good time, but I think I missed this.
Not all that glitters is gold.
Mira
It was actually a lot of fun. I haven't done something like this in a long time, since before the gems. I wasn't really expecting to have a good time, but I think I missed this.
Not all that glitters is gold.
Mira
Friday, July 26, 2013
A Walk
You know, there's something about being really bored that makes you do reckless things. Like taking a walk when you know it's asking for trouble.
I mean, really, I should know better. The Witch has been on the loose lately, and the Queen has been far too quiet for comfort. Generally that means she's plotting something sinister. If I had any sense, I would keep myself and my gems inside.
But of course, I have no sense, so I decided to take a walk instead.
It was actually pretty nice. I didn't run into any crazies, and I just faked being mute if anyone noticed me (yes, Iris, I actually did use your idea, don't let it go to your head). Maybe I've been overreacting as far as the danger of being outside goes.
Not all that glitters is gold.
Ruby
I mean, really, I should know better. The Witch has been on the loose lately, and the Queen has been far too quiet for comfort. Generally that means she's plotting something sinister. If I had any sense, I would keep myself and my gems inside.
But of course, I have no sense, so I decided to take a walk instead.
It was actually pretty nice. I didn't run into any crazies, and I just faked being mute if anyone noticed me (yes, Iris, I actually did use your idea, don't let it go to your head). Maybe I've been overreacting as far as the danger of being outside goes.
Not all that glitters is gold.
Ruby
Thursday, July 25, 2013
Iris Found
Hey, sorry I haven't posted lately. I was spending time looking for a missing super that apparently WASN'T missing. Thanks for letting me know, Iris. By the way, of COURSE I saw the news report, but then I never heard from you, and I was worried Evil Evil had actually come after you.
And besides that, there hasn't really been to blog about lately. I mean, besides a missing blogger. Ivy spends time with Harry, I work on my online classes... okay, I wasn't really working on classes. I was trying to find where a certain super had ended up.
Not all that glitters is gold.
Ruby
And besides that, there hasn't really been to blog about lately. I mean, besides a missing blogger. Ivy spends time with Harry, I work on my online classes... okay, I wasn't really working on classes. I was trying to find where a certain super had ended up.
Not all that glitters is gold.
Ruby
Friday, July 19, 2013
SIGNAL!!!!
Hey, if anyone possibly knows anything about the whereabouts and/or contact details of Snow White and the Seven Supers, direct them to Evil Evil's hideout IMMEDIATELY! For full details, see here: http://www.irisclearwater.blogspot.com/2013/07/kidnapped.html.
Not all that glitters is gold.
Ruby
Not all that glitters is gold.
Ruby
Thursday, July 18, 2013
The Witch
Hey, after going over yesterday's post again, I figured I had better actually let you all know who The Witch actually is, for those of you who may never have come across her before (and believe me, you should count your lucky stars if you've never witnessed what she can do).
The first thing that you should know about The Witch is that she is insane. Completely, utterly insane. She never really has a motive for anything she does. She just acts on random whims. Sometimes it can be a good thing, and sometimes it can be really, really bad. She has a wide range of magical abilities, and unfortunately, no one has found a limit to what she can do yet. As far as we know, her only weakness is her highly changeable desires.
Her most notable case is actually the same one that introduced the world to Hansel and Gretal. I may have mentioned in other posts, Gretal has the ability to temporarily paralyze someone else's powers (what I wouldn't give to talk to her!). Apparently The Witch discovered this and kidnapped the pair (as they're brother and sister) to exploit Gretal. She was trying to get Gretal to use her powers on Snow White, but she turned the tables instead and used her powers against The Witch. The Witch is still obsessed with Gretal, but luckily Snow White took her and her brother under her wing and has been teaching them to control - and enhance - their powers. Meanwhile The Witch magics her way out of prison all the time (again, no known limit to her magical abilities), and the citizens here stay on the look-out.
Not all that glitters is gold.
Ruby
The first thing that you should know about The Witch is that she is insane. Completely, utterly insane. She never really has a motive for anything she does. She just acts on random whims. Sometimes it can be a good thing, and sometimes it can be really, really bad. She has a wide range of magical abilities, and unfortunately, no one has found a limit to what she can do yet. As far as we know, her only weakness is her highly changeable desires.
Her most notable case is actually the same one that introduced the world to Hansel and Gretal. I may have mentioned in other posts, Gretal has the ability to temporarily paralyze someone else's powers (what I wouldn't give to talk to her!). Apparently The Witch discovered this and kidnapped the pair (as they're brother and sister) to exploit Gretal. She was trying to get Gretal to use her powers on Snow White, but she turned the tables instead and used her powers against The Witch. The Witch is still obsessed with Gretal, but luckily Snow White took her and her brother under her wing and has been teaching them to control - and enhance - their powers. Meanwhile The Witch magics her way out of prison all the time (again, no known limit to her magical abilities), and the citizens here stay on the look-out.
Not all that glitters is gold.
Ruby
Wednesday, July 17, 2013
Surprise Skii Trip
Hey everyone, sorry about that ridiculous hiatus. Ivy decided to take me on a crazy long skiing trip... without telling me.
Seriously, I can't figure out how she and Harry even find places to ski in the middle of summer, but apparently they exist. I admit, I don't really get why they brought me, seeing as I hate skiing and all... Still, it was fun. Cecily was there, and I got to meet one of Ivy's newer acquaintances, a librarian named Isabelle. She actually moved here from Ireland a couple years ago, and she's got a fun accent. Apparently she's where Ivy goes when she needs to stock up on her favorite Austen books.
In unrelated news, did you all hear about the Witch's attack? I guess while Ivy and I were on our skiing trip, she ransacked a bunch of random houses in the city. I would ask why, but then, it's the Witch. She's completely insane, for those of you who don't know about her. There's never much of a reason for why she does anything. Luckily Hansel and Gretal were able to put her behind bars... again. I do have to wonder where the rest of the team was, but then, they do work on their own occasionally.
Not all that glitters is gold.
Ruby
Seriously, I can't figure out how she and Harry even find places to ski in the middle of summer, but apparently they exist. I admit, I don't really get why they brought me, seeing as I hate skiing and all... Still, it was fun. Cecily was there, and I got to meet one of Ivy's newer acquaintances, a librarian named Isabelle. She actually moved here from Ireland a couple years ago, and she's got a fun accent. Apparently she's where Ivy goes when she needs to stock up on her favorite Austen books.
In unrelated news, did you all hear about the Witch's attack? I guess while Ivy and I were on our skiing trip, she ransacked a bunch of random houses in the city. I would ask why, but then, it's the Witch. She's completely insane, for those of you who don't know about her. There's never much of a reason for why she does anything. Luckily Hansel and Gretal were able to put her behind bars... again. I do have to wonder where the rest of the team was, but then, they do work on their own occasionally.
Not all that glitters is gold.
Ruby
Saturday, July 6, 2013
Bored. Really, Really Bored
Why am I bored, you might ask? Because Ivory is off with Harry, and Cecily is spending time with her boyfriend, Ernie. Meaning I am at the house alone.
Oh dear, I just had a terrible thought. What will happen to me when Ivy and Harry get married? Ivy is going to leave, and I'll be here all alone, all the time. I suppose I could get Ceci to move in, and it's not like rent would be a problem, but she and Ernie are getting pretty serious...
What's going to happen to me when all my friends are gone and I'm off on my own?
Not all that glitters is gold.
Ruby
Oh dear, I just had a terrible thought. What will happen to me when Ivy and Harry get married? Ivy is going to leave, and I'll be here all alone, all the time. I suppose I could get Ceci to move in, and it's not like rent would be a problem, but she and Ernie are getting pretty serious...
What's going to happen to me when all my friends are gone and I'm off on my own?
Not all that glitters is gold.
Ruby
Friday, July 5, 2013
Someone New
All right, I promised you all an explanation of what happened when I went to the duck pond with Ivory, so here it is.
It started out really lame. I couldn't talk in public, obviously, so Ivy and I couldn't really talk with each other. I couldn't even coo at the ducklings. I was really, really miffed.
And then someone new came up the path.
He was tall, kinda skinny, with wild blonde hair that stood up all over the place. Apparently Ivy knew him, because she waved him over and introduced him as Jack.
Me, being the dummy I am, was about to introduce myself, and therefore reveal my secret, when Ivy interrupted me. She said I was deaf and couldn't talk, and I blushed because it was such a lie, and I was so sure he'd see through it (it's not like I was acting like I couldn't hear), but he didn't call me out on it, so maybe I was doing better than I thought. He was actually really nice, even if he didn't know I could understand him. We parted ways, and for some reason, he lightened me up. It still wasn't the same, but I was able to enjoy it a bit more.
That does make me wonder, though, why didn't he call me out? I mean, now that I think about it, I was following his and Ivy's conversation perfectly. He didn't catch that?
Not all that glitters is gold.
Ruby
It started out really lame. I couldn't talk in public, obviously, so Ivy and I couldn't really talk with each other. I couldn't even coo at the ducklings. I was really, really miffed.
And then someone new came up the path.
He was tall, kinda skinny, with wild blonde hair that stood up all over the place. Apparently Ivy knew him, because she waved him over and introduced him as Jack.
Me, being the dummy I am, was about to introduce myself, and therefore reveal my secret, when Ivy interrupted me. She said I was deaf and couldn't talk, and I blushed because it was such a lie, and I was so sure he'd see through it (it's not like I was acting like I couldn't hear), but he didn't call me out on it, so maybe I was doing better than I thought. He was actually really nice, even if he didn't know I could understand him. We parted ways, and for some reason, he lightened me up. It still wasn't the same, but I was able to enjoy it a bit more.
That does make me wonder, though, why didn't he call me out? I mean, now that I think about it, I was following his and Ivy's conversation perfectly. He didn't catch that?
Not all that glitters is gold.
Ruby
Thursday, July 4, 2013
Happy Fourth!
Happy Fourth of July, folks! I know you're probably wondering what happened at the duck pond yesterday, and while it was surprising, I'm not going to tell you just yet. Instead I'm going to make you all get off your computers and spend time with family and friends, because that is what holidays are for. So go on. Shoo!
Seriously, don't tell me you're still reading this.
Not all that glitters is gold.
Ruby
Seriously, don't tell me you're still reading this.
Not all that glitters is gold.
Ruby
Wednesday, July 3, 2013
Venturing Out
Okay, so basically this week sucked. But then again, my life basically sucks, so there's nothing new there. Maybe if I become a hermit and keep all my bad luck to myself, the world will be happy again.
Unfortunately, Ivory won't let that happen. She's insisting that I come to the duck pond with her today. Says she's not going to let me make myself sick on chocolate cake again (just so you know, that doesn't happen every time I get upset, Ivy!). She thinks the ducklings will cheer me up. I hope she's right, but somehow I get the feeling returning to the place where my nightmare began isn't really the best idea.
Not all that glitters is gold.
Ruby
Unfortunately, Ivory won't let that happen. She's insisting that I come to the duck pond with her today. Says she's not going to let me make myself sick on chocolate cake again (just so you know, that doesn't happen every time I get upset, Ivy!). She thinks the ducklings will cheer me up. I hope she's right, but somehow I get the feeling returning to the place where my nightmare began isn't really the best idea.
Not all that glitters is gold.
Ruby
Tuesday, July 2, 2013
I'm Ba-ack!
Thanks, Ivy, for posting my sickness all over the internet. I really need to stop leaving this open when I don't write.
In any case, I wanted to set a couple things straight. First, I do not habitually make myself sick on chocolate cake. In fact, I actually try to avoid chocolate cake. It is, however, my comfort food, and if I'm depressed, I'd like to see you try and keep me from it. Second, while the Beast's imprisonment was certainly his most heinous crime, I've wanted Descartes in prison long before that came to light. The man is a menace, this just solidified my repulsion for him.
Third, I have absolutely no doubt that one day, very soon, this maniac is going to go to prison, and I will be more content than I have been since I got my powers.
Oh, and fourth, I was not spewing gems. I got one or two every time I moaned. Big whoop.
Man, this is such a lame power! Who wants gems every time they make a noise? Seriously!
Not all that glitters is gold.
Ruby
In any case, I wanted to set a couple things straight. First, I do not habitually make myself sick on chocolate cake. In fact, I actually try to avoid chocolate cake. It is, however, my comfort food, and if I'm depressed, I'd like to see you try and keep me from it. Second, while the Beast's imprisonment was certainly his most heinous crime, I've wanted Descartes in prison long before that came to light. The man is a menace, this just solidified my repulsion for him.
Third, I have absolutely no doubt that one day, very soon, this maniac is going to go to prison, and I will be more content than I have been since I got my powers.
Oh, and fourth, I was not spewing gems. I got one or two every time I moaned. Big whoop.
Man, this is such a lame power! Who wants gems every time they make a noise? Seriously!
Not all that glitters is gold.
Ruby
Monday, July 1, 2013
Sick
Hey guys, it's Ivory again. Sorry about Ruby missing her posts, she ended up eating too much chocolate cake (it's her comfort food for really bad days), and she made herself sick. It sounds even worse because every time she moans she spews gems all over the floor, and she just gets even more irritated. At the moment she's trying to sleep it off, so I thought I'd explain a couple things.
I suppose you're all wondering why Ruby is so upset about the Beaufort ruling. For one thing, putting pressure on Descartes, and hopefully putting him behind bars, means one more supervillain she doesn't have to worry about. Ruby is also very stubborn, and she gets irritated when people (coughcoughthejury) act dumb. But Ruby, as well as anyone who cares about the supers in this city, have another reason to want Descartes behind bars for good.
Ruby has mentioned Fair City's super group, Snow White and the Seven Supers. One of the members of the team, the Beast... well, he has a bit of a history with Descartes. According to Maribel Watson, a journalist who specializes in super stories, Snow White and Prince Charming, back before they led the team, found the Beast being held by Descartes and put on display in his underground auction-house as a side-show. Ruby is a caring person, even if she tries to act tough. She's never been able to believe Descartes got off easy (most people suspect a bribe), and she's wanted the lunatic behind bars ever since. The supers in the city have been trying everything they can to keep him in prison, but unfortunately, there's a lot of money in animal smuggling.
Just thought I'd give you a bit of an explanation.
Ta-ta!
Ivory
I suppose you're all wondering why Ruby is so upset about the Beaufort ruling. For one thing, putting pressure on Descartes, and hopefully putting him behind bars, means one more supervillain she doesn't have to worry about. Ruby is also very stubborn, and she gets irritated when people (coughcoughthejury) act dumb. But Ruby, as well as anyone who cares about the supers in this city, have another reason to want Descartes behind bars for good.
Ruby has mentioned Fair City's super group, Snow White and the Seven Supers. One of the members of the team, the Beast... well, he has a bit of a history with Descartes. According to Maribel Watson, a journalist who specializes in super stories, Snow White and Prince Charming, back before they led the team, found the Beast being held by Descartes and put on display in his underground auction-house as a side-show. Ruby is a caring person, even if she tries to act tough. She's never been able to believe Descartes got off easy (most people suspect a bribe), and she's wanted the lunatic behind bars ever since. The supers in the city have been trying everything they can to keep him in prison, but unfortunately, there's a lot of money in animal smuggling.
Just thought I'd give you a bit of an explanation.
Ta-ta!
Ivory
Saturday, June 29, 2013
Unbelievable
I can't believe it. Beaufort won.
I don't understand. With all the evidence Beanstalk found, it should have been easy to have him locked away. I don't understand what the jury was thinking! Are they okay with just letting him free to keep committing crimes because they don't think he was treated properly?! I wonder what they would think if they spoke to the animals he's mistreated!
Can't write anymore. Too upset. Looks like I'll be digging into my stash of chocolate in the fridge.
Not all that glitters is gold.
Ruby
I don't understand. With all the evidence Beanstalk found, it should have been easy to have him locked away. I don't understand what the jury was thinking! Are they okay with just letting him free to keep committing crimes because they don't think he was treated properly?! I wonder what they would think if they spoke to the animals he's mistreated!
Can't write anymore. Too upset. Looks like I'll be digging into my stash of chocolate in the fridge.
Not all that glitters is gold.
Ruby
Friday, June 28, 2013
Turn for the Worse
This isn't good. Beaufort's lawyers have claimed that Beaufort was arrested illegally. They claim Sonic Boom didn't have a warrant, so the Decartes warehouse shouldn't have been searched. And the problem is, I think the jury are agreeing. If Decartes' cronies get off again...
I mean, this is completely ridiculous! Everyone knows a super heroes job doesn't involve arresting anyone! They just take care of the more dangerous problems, like super villains that control technology and smuggling rings that are good at hiding the proof that they're criminals. If Beaufort gets off on a technicality like that...
Hmph. I suppose I could always pop down to the courthouse and "talk" to the jury - ie bribe them. Like I could get anywhere close to them.
Not all that glitters is gold.
Ruby
I mean, this is completely ridiculous! Everyone knows a super heroes job doesn't involve arresting anyone! They just take care of the more dangerous problems, like super villains that control technology and smuggling rings that are good at hiding the proof that they're criminals. If Beaufort gets off on a technicality like that...
Hmph. I suppose I could always pop down to the courthouse and "talk" to the jury - ie bribe them. Like I could get anywhere close to them.
Not all that glitters is gold.
Ruby
Thursday, June 27, 2013
The Second Day
So far the trial of Louis Beaufort is looking pretty good for the prosecutors. Beanstalk, the super no one really knows much about, apparently went back to the warehouse after Beaufort was captured and was able to gather some pretty hard evidence. It doesn't look like Beaufort will be able to weasel his way out of this one. Now if only he could be linked to Decartes...
In other news, I'm nearly done with my class on sign language! Hopefully that means I can go to the duck pond again soon (as long as I don't run into any more "harmless" old ladies)!
Not all that glitters is gold.
Ruby
In other news, I'm nearly done with my class on sign language! Hopefully that means I can go to the duck pond again soon (as long as I don't run into any more "harmless" old ladies)!
Not all that glitters is gold.
Ruby
Wednesday, June 26, 2013
The Trial of Louis Beaufort
The trial of Louis Beaufort begins today.
Who is Louis Beaufort? Beaufort was a powerful member of the Decartes smuggling ring. They trade rare, endangered, and otherwise off-the-market creatures. Unfortunately, they are filthy rich and therefore have a crack legal team. We have a hard time keeping them in prison for long. Luckily, though, this time it looks like we have solid enough evidence to put Beaufort in prison for a long time, and hopefully even lead to the arrest of Georges Decartes himself!
You see, a few weeks ago Beaufort was caught bringing endangered animals into the Decartes warehouse in Middling by a super called Sonic Boom. Sonic delivered Beaufort to Snow White and the Seven Supers, and now the day all of Faire City has been waiting for is here.
Luckily, the internet is back on so we can actually follow the trial.
Not all that glitters is gold.
Ruby
Who is Louis Beaufort? Beaufort was a powerful member of the Decartes smuggling ring. They trade rare, endangered, and otherwise off-the-market creatures. Unfortunately, they are filthy rich and therefore have a crack legal team. We have a hard time keeping them in prison for long. Luckily, though, this time it looks like we have solid enough evidence to put Beaufort in prison for a long time, and hopefully even lead to the arrest of Georges Decartes himself!
You see, a few weeks ago Beaufort was caught bringing endangered animals into the Decartes warehouse in Middling by a super called Sonic Boom. Sonic delivered Beaufort to Snow White and the Seven Supers, and now the day all of Faire City has been waiting for is here.
Luckily, the internet is back on so we can actually follow the trial.
Not all that glitters is gold.
Ruby
Tuesday, June 25, 2013
No Internet
Sorry for not updating sooner. But I'll have you know it WASN'T MY FAULT!!!!!! I HATE TECHIE SUPERVILLAINS!
You see, a couple days ago my internet started freaking out. I assumed it was a normal problem and would fix itself in a couple of hours. Three days later, not a single thing had changed!!!! Do you have any idea how boring it is when you're stuck indoors and you don't have internet?! Even the television was having problems! And then I found out it wasn't just me. Everyone I knew was having issues. I thought it was just city-wide... until the broadcast.
Apparently this ridiculous villain called Evil Evil, a technopath, had taken control of every sort of computer and electrical device up and down the entire west coast (now I know why it was three days, it must have taken a lot of power). For what, you may ask? For one. stinking. city. He was looking for Sonic Boom, who he apparently has some sort of grudge against (if you, like me, had no idea who Sonic Boom was, you can check out irisclearwater.blogspot.com). Seriously. He took out the entire west coast's internet to look for one single super.
Luckily, said Sonic Boom was able to find him and kick his trash without a problem. Internet is back, along with my sanity.
Not all that glitters is gold.
Ruby
You see, a couple days ago my internet started freaking out. I assumed it was a normal problem and would fix itself in a couple of hours. Three days later, not a single thing had changed!!!! Do you have any idea how boring it is when you're stuck indoors and you don't have internet?! Even the television was having problems! And then I found out it wasn't just me. Everyone I knew was having issues. I thought it was just city-wide... until the broadcast.
Apparently this ridiculous villain called Evil Evil, a technopath, had taken control of every sort of computer and electrical device up and down the entire west coast (now I know why it was three days, it must have taken a lot of power). For what, you may ask? For one. stinking. city. He was looking for Sonic Boom, who he apparently has some sort of grudge against (if you, like me, had no idea who Sonic Boom was, you can check out irisclearwater.blogspot.com). Seriously. He took out the entire west coast's internet to look for one single super.
Luckily, said Sonic Boom was able to find him and kick his trash without a problem. Internet is back, along with my sanity.
Not all that glitters is gold.
Ruby
Thursday, June 20, 2013
Sign Language
Taking a bit of time away from Ivory's ecstasy for a moment, I thought I would explain to those of you who may think I'm overreacting to my newfound ability that I do not intend to stay indoors my entire life. I am actually planning on living a fairly normalish life. The trick is learning how to do it without talking. I am taking an online course in sign language. As soon as I have that under my belt, I will (hopefully) go back to a slightly less-than-normal life.
So there.
Not all that glitters is gold.
Ruby
So there.
Not all that glitters is gold.
Ruby
Wednesday, June 19, 2013
Ivory Again!
Yes, but this time I'm actually letting her post. You didn't think I would leave you hanging like that, did you? Here she is.
Hello again! It's so good to be back! Actually, everything seems really good right now! I'm just... oh, it's like I'm in the middle of a snowstorm, and everything is white and bright and wonderful!
I suppose you're wondering how it happened. You see, Harry and I love skiing together. Sometimes, like this time around, we take some of our family (Harry brought his mother, and I brought a few of my brothers). Sometimes we take friends (even though Ruby hates it). We never go alone. These are the kinds of moments we want to share. But this time, everyone else stayed at the resort while Harry and I skiied (they were all in on it! Can you believe it?). We took the lift to the top of the mountain, where we could see the sun lighting all the snow up, and it was sparkling like diamonds. It was beautiful. And then Harry took my hand, and he said he wanted to share every moment of his life like this with me. And he pulled out a little black box and pulled off my glove... and then he slipped the ring over my finger and asked me to be his wife.
I couldn't tell if I was crying because of the cold, or because I was so happy.
I feel like we never came down off that mountain. Like we're still in paradise.
Not all that glitters is gold. Some of it is snow.
Ruby and Ivory
Hello again! It's so good to be back! Actually, everything seems really good right now! I'm just... oh, it's like I'm in the middle of a snowstorm, and everything is white and bright and wonderful!
I suppose you're wondering how it happened. You see, Harry and I love skiing together. Sometimes, like this time around, we take some of our family (Harry brought his mother, and I brought a few of my brothers). Sometimes we take friends (even though Ruby hates it). We never go alone. These are the kinds of moments we want to share. But this time, everyone else stayed at the resort while Harry and I skiied (they were all in on it! Can you believe it?). We took the lift to the top of the mountain, where we could see the sun lighting all the snow up, and it was sparkling like diamonds. It was beautiful. And then Harry took my hand, and he said he wanted to share every moment of his life like this with me. And he pulled out a little black box and pulled off my glove... and then he slipped the ring over my finger and asked me to be his wife.
I couldn't tell if I was crying because of the cold, or because I was so happy.
I feel like we never came down off that mountain. Like we're still in paradise.
Not all that glitters is gold. Some of it is snow.
Ruby and Ivory
Tuesday, June 18, 2013
They Return!
Well, Ivory and Harry are back from their skii trip! Did it go as planned? Well, I'll show you the answer:
Congratulations to my wonderful friends! I know they'll be happy together.
(FYI, Cecily is going nuts with happiness. Ivy has asked her to design the bridal and bridesmaid gowns).
Not all that glitters is gold.
Ruby
(FYI, Cecily is going nuts with happiness. Ivy has asked her to design the bridal and bridesmaid gowns).
Not all that glitters is gold.
Ruby
Monday, June 17, 2013
Meet Cecily
Well, Ivy and Harry get back tomorrow night, and after last night's disaster (I didn't sleep a wink, I kept starting up at random noises), I've decided I'm going to be spending a little bit of time with my friend Cecily.
Who is Cecily, you may ask? Cecily Algernon is a fashion design prodigy studying at the best school in the state. She gives amazing fashion advice, has a beautiful array of accessories (which she designed herself, I might add), and has impeccable taste in friends. Meaning Ivy and me. ;)
Before you ask, yes, Ceci knows about the gems. She, Ivy and I have been best friends since elementary school, and besides, she's used some of them in her designs, and they look gorgeous! How could I not tell her? I just haven't mentioned her before because she doesn't live with us. At the moment she's living with her step-family (and don't get me started on that kettle of worms! What jerks!), but due to my little panic attack last night, she has graciously offered to keep me company, which is why I'm writing so late. I've only got time now because she's cooking (another great thing about Ceci, she is an amazing chef!).
Ah, and there's her call for dessert!
Not all that glitters is gold.
Ruby
Who is Cecily, you may ask? Cecily Algernon is a fashion design prodigy studying at the best school in the state. She gives amazing fashion advice, has a beautiful array of accessories (which she designed herself, I might add), and has impeccable taste in friends. Meaning Ivy and me. ;)
Before you ask, yes, Ceci knows about the gems. She, Ivy and I have been best friends since elementary school, and besides, she's used some of them in her designs, and they look gorgeous! How could I not tell her? I just haven't mentioned her before because she doesn't live with us. At the moment she's living with her step-family (and don't get me started on that kettle of worms! What jerks!), but due to my little panic attack last night, she has graciously offered to keep me company, which is why I'm writing so late. I've only got time now because she's cooking (another great thing about Ceci, she is an amazing chef!).
Ah, and there's her call for dessert!
Not all that glitters is gold.
Ruby
Sunday, June 16, 2013
Paranoid
I think it's great when Ivy and Harry go on skiing trips. I really do. And I'm hoping this one turns out well for both of them. The problem is, when I'm alone in this house, I get a little... paranoid. I'm convinced that one of the multiple supervillains in town is going to find me, and nab me, and take me to some dark, dreary lair where I'll be forced to fund all their crazy, diabolical plans...
Maybe next time I'll just tag along with Ivy. Snow can't be as bad as this.
Not all that glitters is gold.
Ruby
Maybe next time I'll just tag along with Ivy. Snow can't be as bad as this.
Not all that glitters is gold.
Ruby
Saturday, June 15, 2013
Skii Trip
Well, Harry has taken Ivy on another skiing trip, but I get the feeling this one is going to be a tad more special than the last. You see, Harry happens to know a quite talented jeweler, and before they took off today he asked for permission to use one of my diamonds...
More after Ivory gets back!
Not all that glitters is gold.
Ruby
More after Ivory gets back!
Not all that glitters is gold.
Ruby
Friday, June 14, 2013
Supers
So, apparently there's a big rivalry about the supers in various parts of the country... I think this might have something to do with Superman's return (see http://www.irisclearwater.blogspot.com/2013/06/you-guys.html). In any case, I thought that I may as well join the crowd and describe the supers in my little corner of existence.
We're cool enough that we don't just have one super hero in our city. We have an entire team (though that also means we have more villains). This team is led by Snow White, a powerful super with the ability to summon blizzards at any given moment. Her partner-in-not-crime is Prince Charming, who specializes in magnetics. I have no idea who gave him a name like that (actually, it was probably Maribel Watson), but it is rather fitting. Very chivalrous.
The others in the team include:
Cinderella: Some sort of accessories witch. Somehow she makes all her accessories deadly weapons.
The Mermaid: Controls water.
Gretal: Temporarily paralyzes other supers' powers, which helped her and her partner, Hansel, get out of a bit of mess with one of the super-villains a while back (I would love to talk her into getting rid of mine for a little while).
Hansel: Not much is known about Gretal's partner, Hansel. He works in the shadows. No one is really sure what he does. And the same can be said for
Beanstalk: Again, I think Maribel Watson was behind this. Beanstalk has never really been seen, except for a brief photo Ms. Watson was able to snap after one of their battles with the Decartes ring. It didn't really show much, except that he was very tall and skinny. The name kinda stuck.
The Beast: He needs no mask, because his power is the ability to give himself the features of animals. He can be a rather ruthless fighter.
The press calls them "Snow White and the Seven Supers," and unfortunately, their services are needed pretty often. This is because Faire City is plagued with an unusual amount of super villains as well, villains like The Witch and The Queen. These are people you really don't want to run across. Especially when you spout enough gems to fund their evil plans for millenia.
Not all that glitters is gold.
Ruby
We're cool enough that we don't just have one super hero in our city. We have an entire team (though that also means we have more villains). This team is led by Snow White, a powerful super with the ability to summon blizzards at any given moment. Her partner-in-not-crime is Prince Charming, who specializes in magnetics. I have no idea who gave him a name like that (actually, it was probably Maribel Watson), but it is rather fitting. Very chivalrous.
The others in the team include:
Cinderella: Some sort of accessories witch. Somehow she makes all her accessories deadly weapons.
The Mermaid: Controls water.
Gretal: Temporarily paralyzes other supers' powers, which helped her and her partner, Hansel, get out of a bit of mess with one of the super-villains a while back (I would love to talk her into getting rid of mine for a little while).
Hansel: Not much is known about Gretal's partner, Hansel. He works in the shadows. No one is really sure what he does. And the same can be said for
Beanstalk: Again, I think Maribel Watson was behind this. Beanstalk has never really been seen, except for a brief photo Ms. Watson was able to snap after one of their battles with the Decartes ring. It didn't really show much, except that he was very tall and skinny. The name kinda stuck.
The Beast: He needs no mask, because his power is the ability to give himself the features of animals. He can be a rather ruthless fighter.
The press calls them "Snow White and the Seven Supers," and unfortunately, their services are needed pretty often. This is because Faire City is plagued with an unusual amount of super villains as well, villains like The Witch and The Queen. These are people you really don't want to run across. Especially when you spout enough gems to fund their evil plans for millenia.
Not all that glitters is gold.
Ruby
Thursday, June 13, 2013
Well... Now What?
Well, I've already told you all my big secret. Now what am I supposed to talk about? My boring online classes? My life as a rich recluse? The ratio of diamonds to rubies to emeralds to sapphires? There just isn't that much to tell. My life is ridiculously boring. And pointless. I mean, how much good can I do stuck in my house?
Okay, I guess I'm not that bad. The one thing gems are good for (besides jewelry) is paying for charities. Normally banks would be suspicious of a bunch of jewels showing up randomly, but I'm lucky in the fact that Ivory's boyfriend, Harry, works at the bank. As a matter of fact, he's the owner's son. He knows what happened to me, and he "takes care" of the gems. I'm not entirely sure what he does with them, but he makes them disappear before too much suspicion is raised. Ivy and I keep what we need, but most of it goes to charity. It's nice knowing that my life isn't a total waste.
That brings up an interesting thought. I've always believed that people have the gifts they do for a reason. I've never considered that maybe those gifts also come with a price. I'm sure that somewhere those gems are doing someone good, but... well, does that mean that the price for that is my freedom? My life?
Not all that glitters is gold.
Ruby
Okay, I guess I'm not that bad. The one thing gems are good for (besides jewelry) is paying for charities. Normally banks would be suspicious of a bunch of jewels showing up randomly, but I'm lucky in the fact that Ivory's boyfriend, Harry, works at the bank. As a matter of fact, he's the owner's son. He knows what happened to me, and he "takes care" of the gems. I'm not entirely sure what he does with them, but he makes them disappear before too much suspicion is raised. Ivy and I keep what we need, but most of it goes to charity. It's nice knowing that my life isn't a total waste.
That brings up an interesting thought. I've always believed that people have the gifts they do for a reason. I've never considered that maybe those gifts also come with a price. I'm sure that somewhere those gems are doing someone good, but... well, does that mean that the price for that is my freedom? My life?
Not all that glitters is gold.
Ruby
Wednesday, June 12, 2013
How and Why
I'm bored again. It happens easily when you're stuck inside all day long and your roommate is off with her boyfriend again. So I thought I would explain just how I ended up spitting diamonds.
It started a couple weeks ago. I was at the duck pond (and don't you say a word, Ivy!) feeding the new ducklings when this sweet old woman came up the path. I didn't think much of it at first, but then she started crawling around on the rocks. Why? I can only guess. Personally I think she orchestrated this whole thing from start to finish.
It was like I was watching in slow motion. Her foot slipped on the rocks, and she lurched backwards... Before I really knew what I was doing I jumped up and managed to push her back to solid ground... before I ended up in the water myself.
I came up wet, cold, and covered in the feathers of the ducks that had scattered. The woman was very apologetic, even when I tried to tell not to worry about it. Why can't people just listen? She insisted on paying me back. When I told her that was completely unnecessary, she just laughed it off and said she had been waiting for something like this.
That itself should have tipped me off, but unfortunately, I remained oblivious to the fact that she was a super. Not the kind you hear about in the news, mind you. Not all supers are the "save/destroy the world" type. Most are really rather ordinary people who have unusual talents. This particular woman appears to have the ability to give super abilities to others. She pointed her finger at me, and I was suddenly surrounded by glowing purple swirls. For a second that was all I could see. When they faded, the woman was gone. I tried to call for her, but the moment I made a sound, I felt something in my mouth. It was cold and hard. For a moment I was afraid one of my dental fillings had come out, but when I spit it into my hand, I realized it was a ruby.
I think she was trying to make a joke about my name. I am not amused.
Not all that glitters is gold.
Ruby
It started a couple weeks ago. I was at the duck pond (and don't you say a word, Ivy!) feeding the new ducklings when this sweet old woman came up the path. I didn't think much of it at first, but then she started crawling around on the rocks. Why? I can only guess. Personally I think she orchestrated this whole thing from start to finish.
It was like I was watching in slow motion. Her foot slipped on the rocks, and she lurched backwards... Before I really knew what I was doing I jumped up and managed to push her back to solid ground... before I ended up in the water myself.
I came up wet, cold, and covered in the feathers of the ducks that had scattered. The woman was very apologetic, even when I tried to tell not to worry about it. Why can't people just listen? She insisted on paying me back. When I told her that was completely unnecessary, she just laughed it off and said she had been waiting for something like this.
That itself should have tipped me off, but unfortunately, I remained oblivious to the fact that she was a super. Not the kind you hear about in the news, mind you. Not all supers are the "save/destroy the world" type. Most are really rather ordinary people who have unusual talents. This particular woman appears to have the ability to give super abilities to others. She pointed her finger at me, and I was suddenly surrounded by glowing purple swirls. For a second that was all I could see. When they faded, the woman was gone. I tried to call for her, but the moment I made a sound, I felt something in my mouth. It was cold and hard. For a moment I was afraid one of my dental fillings had come out, but when I spit it into my hand, I realized it was a ruby.
I think she was trying to make a joke about my name. I am not amused.
Not all that glitters is gold.
Ruby
Tuesday, June 11, 2013
Explanation
Ha ha, Ivy, you're hilarious. For the record, if L'Oreal were stuck using my hair as a model, they would need tranquilizers to end their hysterics.
Despite my roommate's hacking habits, I think I owe anyone who happens to stumble across this an explanation. Meaning: why I am stuck in my apartment.
I have a rather unusual problem. There are many people that wouldn't call this a problem, including the one who started this whole mess in the first place. These people are morons. My problem: gems fall from my mouth when I speak.
Yes, you read that right, and trust me, the same won't happen for you no matter how far your jaw drops. So close your mouth.
I can guess what you're thinking: how is this a problem? You are set for life! Well, think of it this way: I've become a walking gem mine. Exploitation, much? If anyone catches me, I will either a) be kidnapped by some super secret agency to fund the government, or b) be kidnapped by some super villain to fund their ridiculously costly maniacal plans. I can no longer speak in public. Which means I am now stuck in the apartment, letting Ivory do all the work, so I can avoid the crazy people who would get even crazier once they see me spitting emeralds.
Still think this is a good thing? Then find a witch, and I will happily trade.
Though I have to admit, paying rent is much easier now.
Not all that glitters is gold.
Ruby
Despite my roommate's hacking habits, I think I owe anyone who happens to stumble across this an explanation. Meaning: why I am stuck in my apartment.
I have a rather unusual problem. There are many people that wouldn't call this a problem, including the one who started this whole mess in the first place. These people are morons. My problem: gems fall from my mouth when I speak.
Yes, you read that right, and trust me, the same won't happen for you no matter how far your jaw drops. So close your mouth.
I can guess what you're thinking: how is this a problem? You are set for life! Well, think of it this way: I've become a walking gem mine. Exploitation, much? If anyone catches me, I will either a) be kidnapped by some super secret agency to fund the government, or b) be kidnapped by some super villain to fund their ridiculously costly maniacal plans. I can no longer speak in public. Which means I am now stuck in the apartment, letting Ivory do all the work, so I can avoid the crazy people who would get even crazier once they see me spitting emeralds.
Still think this is a good thing? Then find a witch, and I will happily trade.
Though I have to admit, paying rent is much easier now.
Not all that glitters is gold.
Ruby
Hijack
Hello! Well, I'm not Ruby. In fact, this is Ivory, her roommate. Ruby is napping at the moment, and I thought I would take some time to straighten out a few things that Ruby didn't quite describe properly. :)
Firstly, Ruby didn't really give a good description of herself. She has long, dark hair, like the kind on shampoo commercials. She also has dark brown eyes, like chocolate. And she loves ducks. She left that bit out. ;)
Secondly, taking a couple skii trips with my boyfriend does NOT mean I am obsessed with snow. Of course, Ruby thinks any kind of cold is a problem, so I suppose I can see why she wouldn't understand.
Thirdly, I do NOT have perfect skin. I am very pale, especially compared to Ruby (I don't understand how that girl tans so well!)
There. Now that that's taken care of, I'd better scat. Looks like Ruby's waking up.
Tata!
Ivory
Firstly, Ruby didn't really give a good description of herself. She has long, dark hair, like the kind on shampoo commercials. She also has dark brown eyes, like chocolate. And she loves ducks. She left that bit out. ;)
Secondly, taking a couple skii trips with my boyfriend does NOT mean I am obsessed with snow. Of course, Ruby thinks any kind of cold is a problem, so I suppose I can see why she wouldn't understand.
Thirdly, I do NOT have perfect skin. I am very pale, especially compared to Ruby (I don't understand how that girl tans so well!)
There. Now that that's taken care of, I'd better scat. Looks like Ruby's waking up.
Tata!
Ivory
Monday, June 10, 2013
Ruby and Ivory
Well, it appears my boredom has gotten the best of me, once again. It looks like the blog stays.
I guess if you're going to be reading about my life, I should probably let you know a little about me. I suppose if I wanted to I could keep you in the dark, but then, what would be the point of this blog? Not that there ever was much of a point, besides staving off boredom.
But I digress.
My name is Ruby. Ruby Jones. I'm twenty years old, and I have long, straight brown hair and freckles. I used to attend college, but certain... events, recently, have caused a self-imposed house arrest. I am now taking online courses to graduate.
I share an apartment with my best friend, Ivory White. I know, the name seems a bit redundant, but her mother had always wanted a daughter named Ivory, and when she died giving birth... well, it's hard to say no to something like that. She goes by Ivy most of the time. She has long black hair, perfect skin, and an obsession with cold weather (No offense, Ivory!). Seriously, though, it's getting a little out of control. Ivy also does most of the shopping, and runs the errands, and even answers the door most of the time (again, self-imposed house arrest). If it were anyone else they would have kicked me out already, but Ivy's just cool like that. She tries her best to understand.
Well, now you know who we are. Hopefully the rest of my story will make a bit more sense now. But, because I feel maniacal, and I have to watch six hour long videos to complete my next class, I'm not going to tell you just what it is yet.
Not all that glitters is gold.
Ruby
I guess if you're going to be reading about my life, I should probably let you know a little about me. I suppose if I wanted to I could keep you in the dark, but then, what would be the point of this blog? Not that there ever was much of a point, besides staving off boredom.
But I digress.
My name is Ruby. Ruby Jones. I'm twenty years old, and I have long, straight brown hair and freckles. I used to attend college, but certain... events, recently, have caused a self-imposed house arrest. I am now taking online courses to graduate.
I share an apartment with my best friend, Ivory White. I know, the name seems a bit redundant, but her mother had always wanted a daughter named Ivory, and when she died giving birth... well, it's hard to say no to something like that. She goes by Ivy most of the time. She has long black hair, perfect skin, and an obsession with cold weather (No offense, Ivory!). Seriously, though, it's getting a little out of control. Ivy also does most of the shopping, and runs the errands, and even answers the door most of the time (again, self-imposed house arrest). If it were anyone else they would have kicked me out already, but Ivy's just cool like that. She tries her best to understand.
Well, now you know who we are. Hopefully the rest of my story will make a bit more sense now. But, because I feel maniacal, and I have to watch six hour long videos to complete my next class, I'm not going to tell you just what it is yet.
Not all that glitters is gold.
Ruby
Sunday, June 9, 2013
Once Upon a Time
This is a bad idea. This is a really, really bad idea. Blogging about my life? I'm practically begging for trouble. Unfortunately, now that I'm stuck in the apartment for life, I get bored. Very easily. If I decide to keep this up, perhaps you'll find out why. If I don't, you get to wonder for the rest of your life just how my story will play out, what will happen to Ruby Jones, the recluse.
Just like me.
Not all that glitters is gold.
Ruby
Just like me.
Not all that glitters is gold.
Ruby
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